Always Worried

Ellen’s got a radar for the smallest of things She’s texting me warnings when her phone rings "Don’t forget a jacket It's chilly outside" But it’s 90 degrees Mom I’ll survive She’s got the weather app The doctor on call Ellen’s worried 'bout me every time I fall If worry was a trophy She’d win it all day Ellen's stress game strong Give her an encore play "Don’t eat that sushi It’s been in the fridge" She’s worried for my stomach Even one smidge "Did you lock the door Did you bolt it tight?" I’m 30 years old Mom I’ll be alright Ellen’s got a vibe Her worry unstoppable She’s the Sherlock Holmes The fear’s just topical "You didn’t text back Are you lost in a hole?" No Mom I’m just eating tacos Chill your soul She’s got the weather app The doctor on call Ellen’s worried 'bout me every time I fall If worry was a trophy She’d win it all day Ellen's stress game strong Give her an encore play "You’re driving too fast Are you wearing your belt?" She’s got sirens going off for stress she’s felt "Don’t forget the sunscreen You’ll turn into toast!" Meanwhile with the worries She's doing the most